[with a Possum Poem]
In case you missed it, February 7, 2021 was Smoky Mountains ‘Possum ‘Preciation Day. Not that we blame you for overlooking the date – Joyce, Kimber, and I had just declared it that very morning. As part of our presentation on Didelphis virginiana to the Mammals class at Tremont we were determined to remedy the bad rap opossums get. And since we’re all friends here let’s just call them ‘possums’.
Possums are not big gross rats. Well, yes, when you try to shoo them away from the compost heap they do hiss and show all 50 teeth in their long pointy jaws, but let’s give them credit for having the most teeth of any North American mammal. And a pouch – they’re our one and only marsupial. Plus possums can be positively stylish and glowing when you give them a nice shampoo, blow dry, and brush up, although unfortunately that’s usually done by the taxidermist.
Back to those teeth – one of Ms. Possum’s super-powers is time travel. Her jawbone and dentition haven’t changed much at all from those little early mammals who lived side by side with Cretaceous dinosaurs. From Ms. Possum, mammalogists can figure out how those prehistoric critters chewed and what they most likely ate. Which by the way for our current day possums is basically anything and everything. (If we refer here to Ms. Possum it’s because Mr. is totally out of the picture after the mating is finished. Like, two minutes. And he doesn’t have a pouch – boring.)
At this point you’ll certainly be ready to agree it’s no coincidence that Possum rhymes with Awesome. Joyce, Kimber, and I were very happy to enlighten our classmates about the admirable features of this little pouched prehensile-tailed omnivorous non-endangered darling. And hey, we could have drawn the assignment that one of the other teams got stuck with: Appalachian Wood Rat.
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Requiem
I won’t walk back this way tonight
to not-see in the darkness the damp splay of fur,
the jawful of Pliocene needles, the blind worm
of a tail. And not only for fear that I’ll tread
on the red-brown seep or the pitiful snout;
no, I also don’t wish to meet its little ghost
ranging, anxious to cross the road,
baffled by its body’s long play of possum,
denied its marsupial rest.
But perhaps in mercy I should return
and pronounce, O pouched spirit,
linger only until the crows have said grace
and the sun awakens your baking humors, then flee
with the blessing of one who has swerved
to avoid your brothers. Go now and find peace
on the other side.
© Bill Griffin; first appeared in North Carolina Literary Review Number 12, 2003
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One of the numerous hands-on nature experiences offered by Great Smoky Mountains Institute at Tremont is the Southern Appalachian Naturalist Certification Program. Eight weekend courses (which may be completed over a span of years) are designed to provide fundamental and specialty skills in Southern Appalachian ecology, biodiversity, and interpretive techniques. Most of the time is spent outdoors; for the winter Mammals course we spent Saturday in Cades Cove discovering tracks, scrapes, signs, and scat that testify of the denizens and their activities. Each course also involves keeping a nature journal and practicing interpretation skills – sharing Nature with others. Upon completion the student receives the non-credit Southern Appalachian Naturalist Certificate from the University of Tennessee.
Joyce, Kimber, and I were Team Possum. We did not discover any possum tracks during the weekend and we reprimand Tremont for not providing us with a possum skull to play with among all the other skulls, bones, and pelts in their collection. We are DEEPLY grateful, however, to master tracker and instructor Wanda DeWaard, who brought with her a little jar of possum scat. Treasure!
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POSTSCRIPT
My birthday is February 11. Here’s the card I opened from Mike and Nancy that day. Mike is the guy who first invited me to come backpacking in the Southern Appalachians 25 years ago and talked me into enrolling for my first SANCP course at Tremont. And he did not know I’d pulled Virginia Opossum for my small group presentation — he’s just prescient.
Thanks for this dear sweet possum note. Unfortunately, most possums are viewed dead on the road – perplexed how to cross safely – sometimes two in tandem – one loss following the first. Why do chickens cross the road? To prove to the possum that it can be done. No possum was hurting in the making of this yoke. Thanks Bill for your long antennae and love of the wild and wild poetry. Bill
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Thanks Bill — as the keeper of the keys of Possum Heaven you are our revered authority and I’m glad to get your input. Bless their little hearts. –Bill
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Hey Bill, it’s a tribute to how the world loves little Didelphis virginiana — this is the most people I have ever had visit my blog in one day. –B
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Possums deserve respect and I truly appreciate your attention to these fascinating creatures that live and try to survive among us. I used to feed a blind one that would come in my yard in the daytime. Now, we often spot them in the rustle of fig bushes and persimmon trees during fruit season. The possums grin and so do we.
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Grinning possum. I love that. –B
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Being a city girl, I have nothing to add about possums, except they or the raccoons taught me to never leave dog food on the deck, I love your possum poems.
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Thanks, friend. And I am enjoying Patricia Hooper’s poetry. Inspiring.
RE: dogfood on the deck — you are so right NOT to leave food out. Only bad things happen from habituating wild animals to come into our spaces. Next is Black Bears in the pantry — really happened to a friend of mine in Florida.
Great to hear from you –B
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You do realize I am married to the mayor of Thurmond and we live – wait for it – ON POSSUM TROT!!! COME SEE US!!
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Sweet! Little ol’ trotting possums. –B
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Love the tribute to possoms! I have a visitor who checks in from time to time, cleaning up under the birdfeeder — love those little star-shaped tracks in the snow!
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Thanks, Jane — take a photo of those tracks for me sometime! –B
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I have a warm spot in my heart for possums. When we lived in south Georgia in the woods, a possum came up on the patio every night. He looked in at us and seemed unafraid. I think he was eating bugs that gathered around the outside lights. My husband named him Oscar P. Opossum, and we missed him when we moved away.
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Thanks for that sweet possumy story — we all need critters in our lives! –B
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